facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via metalhearted)

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via soaddictedtogravy)

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(via pizza)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via kevrudd)

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: galacticslut, via fake-mermaid)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via exhists)